Fuck the crazy frog! Fuck the frog, everything it does and all that it stands for. Irritating waster.
Filling up my channel 440 with its endless drone, ruining my Saturday afternoon of music. Fuck the frog for
disrupting my sky sports football, pushing its meaningless noise down the throats of countless millions.
Fuck the assumptions of the frog naturally thinking I like it with its big friendly eyes and cheeky smile, fuck its invisible motorcycle; I hope you crash it into Sweety the chick, permanently disabling both of you from ever acting again.
Fuck the position of responsibility the frog has assumed. Fuck the way the frog wears his stupid helmet and goggles, unstrapped and on his forehead, what sort of a message does that send out to the kids who buy this shit, over 3000 people died on our roads last year you stupid fucking amphibian. Think before you act.
Fuck the frogs missing tooth, only one? Fuck the frogs scaly blue skin; go back to where you climbed out of. Fuck MTV for playing it so much, with its endless pursuit for money. How the fuck do you justify it. Fuck the crazy frog for taking up so much of my time to write this article. Fuck you Crazy Frog and everyone associated with you.
Posted By: AndyG | Posted On The: 20th April 2005 at 5:10AM